Architects are not funny
Architects do not fish
Architects do not understand velvetta
Architects do not hunt, they do peck
Architects have not seen ”Two and a Half Men”
Architects are opposed to split levels
Architects do not like the word “traditional”
Architects do not put baco bits on their salads
Architects prefer blondes, or stainless
Architects would not recommend doing that
Architects wear black, unless it’s hot, and then they wear black
Architects do not need to see harmony to understand harmony
Architects prefer tagliatelle to penne
Architects don’t care about the treatment of ducks, foie gras is just tasty
Architects are not in charge
Architects can’t believe you didn’t like that design option
Architects do not remember where they were when they heard about Elvis’ death, I think they were on the toilet
Architects do not remember the last time they were truly satisfied
Architects assume they could have played the upright bass if they put their mind to it
Architects have never worn pink
Architects collect pens, and dust
Architects will always giggle if you say “put a bird on it”
Architects do not want to get up in the morning
Architects think globally, but act locally….wait, I’m sorry, those are hippies
Architects think their work will represent them….., they might be wrong about that.
Architects will explain that later, but there will be an Add Service
Architects could do better if you’d give them a little more time
Architects are not really comfortable with this
Architects will try to explain why this should be important to you
Architects are tired of your shit too
Architects hear what you’re saying, but you’re wrong because of this thing that’s not really important to you.
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